Welcome to Shrek's Corporate Swamp! Where fairy tales go to die and dreams are made of goop. This ain't your grandparent's swamp, folks. No more lazy days lounging on lily pads, we're talking high-powered competitors vying for control of the marsh.

Think you can cut it in this cutthroat jungle? You'll need to be tough, because the only thing worse than a dragon is an office meeting.

• Gummy Pizza: It's swampy good
• Donkey Kong Express: Get your weapons delivered swiftly

So come on down to Shrek's Corporate Swamp, where the coffee is bitter, and the dreams are greener than ever!

Donkey Wants That 9-to-5 Life Maybe Thanks

This donkey just isn't feeling the whole nine-to-five grind. He might be a hard worker, but this office life just ain't for them. There's something about those fluorescent lights and cubicles that just sounds like a terrible idea. Let him a nice, wide open field any day.

• He likes to eat grass, not paperwork.
• The only spreadsheets she needs are the ones made of dirt.
• Breaks in his schedule usually involve naps and munching on hay, not coffee runs.

Shrek 2: HR Nightmare in Fairy Tale Land

Fairy Tale Land's human resources department is in a total shambles. It seems the arrival of Shrek and Fiona has sparked an unprecedented wave check here of chaos. Prince Charming, desperate to acquire his rightful place as ruler, has lodged a formal complaint against Shrek, alleging insubordination. Meanwhile, Fairy Godmother's meddling in the company hierarchy is causing conflict amongst the personnel. A heated dispute has erupted over the promotion of Gingerbread Man, while Pinocchio's untruthful conduct is under scrutiny. The situation are tense, and the HR staff is struggling to keep up.

Will Donkey be able to resolve this fairy tale fiasco? Or will Fairy Tale Land become the epicenter of workplace anarchy?

Shrek 3: Pink Slip Blues and Donkey's Retirement Plan

Alright, folks, let me explain you about this crazy predicament in Shrek 3. So, our beloved ogre, Shrek, is feeling the strain of being king. Turns out, ruling a kingdom isn't all fairy tales. He gets a nasty note about his job performance, basically saying he's not cutting it.

Now, Donkey is feeling the retirement itch. He's tired of all the adventures and wants to hit the beach. But here's the catch: there's a big problem with Donkey's idea. It involves his family and some seriously crazy plans that could end in disaster.

Stay tuned to find out if Shrek can salvage his kingdom and if Donkey can ever truly retire. This story is about to get unexpected.

Overwhelmed at Work Like a Swamp-Sized Problem

Man, I'm swamped/bogged down/buried at work right now. It's like Shrek/a dragon/the whole swamp decided to move in and make a mess/take over/ruin everything. My to-do list is longer than Ogres' ears, and I haven't even had time to grab a bite to eat/swing by the bathroom/catch my breath. I just need a break/want to disappear into the swamp/wish for a magic potion!

• Perhaps a quick nap under a tree
• If only I had some fairy godmother magic

Darn| Dragon's Booked ; She's Rocking It Hard

Oh bro, you won't fathom what happened. That radical dragon, the one with the scales that shimmer? Yeah, she's super occupied. You see, she's chillin' on the web, dropping some seriously epic memes. Apparently, dragon reality isn't just about melting gold anymore. She's a full-on meme lord now!